But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
