Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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