remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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