ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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