I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
that is very illegal...i love you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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