So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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