You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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