Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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