he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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