hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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