you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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