She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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