3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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