So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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