I can tuck mytits in my pants
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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