the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
