i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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