I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I wish i was in the wii world.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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