I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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