i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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