My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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