So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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