Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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