i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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