I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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