but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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