You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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