Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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