He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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