maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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