she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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