Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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