How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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