I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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