just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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