Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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