sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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