At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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