Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
