this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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