Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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