Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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