I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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