so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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