Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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