Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Did I show you my penis last night?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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