we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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