Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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