He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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