so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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