i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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