went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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