Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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