I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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