I wannas sexs uuuuu
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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